cardiganfucker:

thebritishteapot:

becausenothingelsematters:

johnthehedgehog:

mandatorily:

benedict—cumberbatch:

1. I met Sherlock Holmes because I love him and I collapsed. (So I fainted. Yep, sounds like me)
2. I kissed Mycroft Holmes because Mycroft forced me and I was happy the rest of the day (Yay! I love Mycroft)
3. I watched in horror as Mycroft ate Jim Moriarty because Jim told me to and I screamed with joy. (Is that a slash going on?)

Sorry, I couldn’t stop doing them. These are so funny and awesome!

I burnt the heart of Donovan because it made me happy and I cried.  Ahahaha.  Then I watched John hug John Watson because Mycroft made me and it was odd.

I shagged Jim Moriarty because I love him and I screamed with joy.

I watched in horror as Mycroft ate kitten!John because that’s what people DO! and I screamed in horror.

Can they get any better, oh my god.

Anderson told me to kick kitten!John because Anderson is a douche and it hurt.

Ohhh my days xD

I burnt the heart out of Connie Prince because Mycroft forced me to and I screamed with joy

OMG XD

I burn the heart out of Connie Prince because Jim told me to and it hurt.

…this is kinda sad

I got attacked by Sherlock Holmes because heroes don´t exist and I screamed with joy.

(Source: thatartybro)

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  1. zendria reblogged this from theconsulting-timelord and added:
    I watched John hug a kitten because heroes don’t exist, and it was slightly awkward.
  2. idwellinthedark reblogged this from elrayen and added:
    I shagged a lucky cat because I was bored and Mrs Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles afterwards…
  3. alfred-fuckin-jones reblogged this from icannotthinkofagoodname
  4. dashkiin reblogged this from cumberqueen and added:
    I shagged Sherlock Holmes because I was asked to and I meled into a puddle on the floor. accurate, much!? gotta say, my...
  5. prince0fsass reblogged this from larevomea and added:
    I kissed Jim Moriarty because he asked for it and it hurt. Yeah my dream
  6. larevomea reblogged this from bluebunnyzombie and added:
    this hurts because this is literally the first thing i see after marathoning the WHOLE FUCKING SERIES
  7. the-neighborhood-stalker reblogged this from aurumnoxvox
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  9. aurumnoxvox reblogged this from anya-ilkow and added:
    I watched in horror as Mycroft ate Sherlock’s scarf because heroes don’t exist and I collapsed.
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  11. tegwyth reblogged this from sonic-impala-slayer
  12. jerp659 reblogged this from harry-potterfanatic and added:
    I bought some jam for Sherlock Holmes because I was out of strawberry jam and I cried. Strawberry jam is srs bsns.
  13. livesinabluebox reblogged this from kneeling-to-loki
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  17. theemptyhearseofsherlock reblogged this from jimjohnsherlock and added:
    Anderson made me kick Mycroft Holmes because I ran out of strawberry jam and I screamed with joy! Why not?!
  18. jimjohnsherlock reblogged this from kneeling-to-loki and added:
    I met Jim Moriarty because I can stop John Watson’s heart and Mrs. Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles afterwards. - WTF...
  19. angelsarewolveswithwings reblogged this from lunavere and added:
    I kissed Sherlock Holmes because heroes don’t exist and I was happy for the rest of the day.
  20. kneeling-to-loki reblogged this from lunavere and added:
    I kissed Jim from IT because that’s what people DO! and Mrs. Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles afterwards. God, yes! I...
  21. mishathemadhatter reblogged this from lunavere and added:
    I watched Sherlock headbutt Irene Adler because she asked for it and i ran away. yessss
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  23. gagasfamemonster reblogged this from armadashipcaptain and added:
    You win^
  24. nognog333 reblogged this from crisscolferumqra
  25. armadashipcaptain reblogged this from gagasfamemonster and added:
    ….I shagged Mycroft’s umbrella because I was BORED and I smiled…..OK WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK WAS THAT?
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